The Crystal Haggis. Traditional Highland Horoscopes the way we see it in the Highlands of Scotland. Don't take it seriously, it's only your life we're messing up here!

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Spelling - Gramar - Punctuation etc. etc.:

    I use a really old computer to do these pages and you will find that more often than not the 'f' and 'c' keys don't work all the time and the letters might be missing. You may also find that I don't have a clue about gramar and in fact I can't spell very well either... but you know that anyway if you're a regular!.
    These are of course poor excuses from a lazy sod who can't be bothered using a spell checker, and in fact I think it's more entertaining, and an example of living life on the edge and in the ffast lane not to use one!
    I hope you enjoy these pages, and you are more than welcome to join the fan club which starts next week... but you can write in and sign up now... You'll get an official fan club badge for your own home page with a link back to you from the official membership page... Join up now by writing to the email address you'll find within the pages!...
Explanation:
    These pages are very heavy on graphics, and animations. Not all browsers can view these type of graphics and layouts and if you don't use at least Netscape 2.0 then you wont get the full picture and the pages may cause you trouble. And your just as lazy as I am for not downloading the latest version!

    In order to help you out (I'm so kind), I've created a second set of pages for those who don't want the animations, or for those who have a LOW bandwidth (eg. 14.400 and below modem, but if your modem connects below 14.400 then for gods sake get out of the stone age and invest in something half desent - they don't cost that much!!).

    If the picture of MOZZY isn't moving, or you found this page slow to load then choose the LOW bandwidth section because you computer - modem - internet account or something is crap...

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